Another Uninformed Driver Insulted.
Another Useless Device Installed.
BMW
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Big Money Waste
Big Money Works
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
Break My Windows
Broken Money Waster
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Brutal Money Waster
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Buick
Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer
Chevy
Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
Dodge
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
Fiat
Failure in Automotive Technology
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fix It Again Tony?
Ford
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
Driver Returns On Foot (backwards)
GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Generally Mediocre Cars
Gotta Mechanic Coming
Mopar
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mostly Old Paint And Rust
Pontiac
Poor Old Nut Thinks It's A Cadillac
Saab
Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
Toyota
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Maybe you can come up with some new ones.
Source: Internet
